Wives love it when their accomplished husbands are clingy (emphasis on the term “accomplished”. It’s an altogether different story if hubby is otherwise—would’ve been annoying). Why? ‘Coz It’s usually the wife who’s clingy. So when hubby is good-naturedly nagpapaka-clingy, kilig to the bones ang wifey.
Just like Rhia’s husband. Nakakaasar, kasi nakakainggit. Take a look:
‘Di ba?!? To think that they’ve been married for almost 25 years already. And to think that five boys na ang lumabas kay Rhia. And to think that her husband is well-traveled and very accomplished. Wala lang, nakakatuwa sobra. I can feel Rhia’s kilig on this post. Kahit ako kinikilig.
But in fairness, Randy has been sweet to me these past days. Nagpaka-clingy, actually.
Clingy Husband Exhibit A:
Me: Babe, punta lang ako sa Polishers. Three months na since my last footspa. Pa-wax na rin ako kasi hindi ako nakabili ng new Epilin e paalis na sina Alona bukas. (Alona usually waxes my underarms. Ayoko ng shave or puller).
Randy: Lalabas ka?
Me: Malapit lang yun. Mga 3-minute walk lang from here.
Randy: Diba nagho-home service yun? Pa-home service ka na lang.
Me: Nye, e ang lapit-lapit lang pap-home service pa ako! May additional P50 pa anf home service. Ilang hakbang ko kang ayan ba.
Randy: E ayokong umalis ka. Gusto ko dito ka lang kasi…sige na. P50 lang yun, ang kapalit naman kasama ka pa rin namin.
Of course I relented. Pout-pout at first; kunwari ang ridiculous n’ya. But deep inside kinilig naman!
Clingy Husband Exhibit B:
Alona was already on vacation, & our other helper who knew how to cook was on her rest day. I left my office duties at 11 to manage the kitchen. At 11:30 when I wasn’t done cooking yet, I went to the to Randy’s office to tell Randy that Yaya Gigi will be the one who would accompany him in fetching Raviv.
Me: Babe si Gigi na ang sasama sa yo pagsundo jay Raviv. Nagluluto pa ako.
Randy: Wag na ikaw na.
Me: E hindi marunong magluto si Gigi. Baka hindi maging masarap ung chop suey.
Randy: ‘Yaan mo na yung lunch. Basta gusto ko ikaw katabi ko sa sasakyan pag sundo kay Raviv.
Me: E paano nga ang lunch?
Randy: Bayaan mo na nga. Basta gusto ko kasama kita.
Abot na ba jan ang buhok ko?!? Take note, bahay at trabaho, magkasama na kami ni Randy. ♡♥♡ Clingy talaga!
Clingy Husband Exhibit C:
After spending hours together watching The Game of Thrones on Sunday, I noticed that Randy was getting sleepy. I went out to blog. Out, as in just about 15 paces from our bedroom. And then…
Yaya Isay: Ma’am, tawag ka ni Sir.
Me: Huh? Bakit?
Yaya Isay: Punta ka sa loob ng kwarto n’yo.
Then I went inside. Randy was sleeping.
Me: Babe, bakit mo ako pinapapasok?
Groggy Randy: Ano’ng ginagawa mo sa labas?
Me: Nagba-blog lang. Tulog ka naman eh.
Groggy Randy: Dito ka na lang mag-blog. Gusto ko dito ka lang.
Tapos natulog uli. Kung hindi pa ba naman ‘yan clingy!
If Randy reads this, for sure he will complain again. He will say ang daldal ko sa blog. Babe, whatever you say, uunahan na kita—here’s my reply: Allow me to tell the world that even if my lovehandles are so far from being lovable and have become a permanent fixture in my life, you still find me desirable. You still want me to be beside you often. Pagbigyan mo na Babe. Your male friends may tease you for this, but other wives would tell their hubbies, “Si Randy nga ganito eh…” or “Buti pa ‘yung asawa ni Dew…”
O ‘di ba?
Plus, ganti ko na rin ‘to sa degrading post mo na ako ang subject:
- Digital naman ito, hindi film. Walang sayang if ever na hindi pumasa sa strict regulations ko.
- Pwede ring gusto kong i-post pero after a thorough review: after i-check kung kahit ganyan ang peg ko, cute pa rin. ‘Yung tipong, “Ay kahit wacky ang ganda n’ya pa rin talaga!” ang maa-achieve kong comments.
- For our eyes only ito. Remember ‘yung mga pictures ko na naka-two piece sa beach?!? Kinunan mo ako pero bawal i-post!
Anyhoo, whatever. Basta kita n’yo naman world, kahit ganyan ako, clingy pa rin sa akin ang asawa ko. Yihee! ♡♥♡ Love you Babe!
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