Oh em gee. Now I know why I’m getting fat! To think I thought my metabolism slowed down, or that I have become so undisciplined with my (over)eating and my (lack of) exercise. Tapos ito lang pala ang may kasalanan! Thank goodness my friend Teta posted this warning on Facebook:
DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!
Di ba? I gotta start scouring for that Dawn Dishwashing Soap! HAHAHAHAHA!
Anyhoo, speaking of Facebook, Randy showed me this photo, para raw ma-inspire ako.
But in fairness, Maria has a point. Actually, I read that this photo of hers gained the ire of many netizens. But then, totoo naman. Even I always make up excuses as to why my tummy (at least!) is flabby up to now. I could cry that my super active son and our business are keeping me from exercising, and people would sympathize with me and tell my husband how attractive I still am and that he doesn’t know how difficult it is to have a big baby in his tummy for nine months and all, blah blah blah. But deep inside I know that cutting calories (less rice, no junk food) has nothing to do with keep9ing up with Raviv or managing Brain Train. I also know that if only I make myself wake up way earlier than Raviv, I could always exercise. As our high school CAT commandant always said, “You can always have a thousand excuses but not a single valid reason.” I’m that. Actually, I’m telling myself this. There are times when I crave for something so much that I forget my goals. And then when I see the likes of these:
and of beautiful clothes I know will look ghastly on me because I’m too fat for them, I’d feel so bad about myself.
I am not exactly a disciplined person. Almost everything that I have were served to me on a silver platter. So getting the body that I want without cheating (lipo, diet pills, etc.) would definitely be a huge deal for me. The pounds and adipose tissues that I will lose will, in turn, gain me so much self-confidence—not just to wear the clothes I covet but of my own abilities to make my dreams a reality.
Joining the juicing bandwagon
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