That’s not a typo—that’s really Grrr-istmas! Because he did it again! Take a look:
‘Di ba?!? And what’s worse, he deceived me. See, one early morning after more than a month of abandoning my Balik Alindog Project, I moved my tushy and mowed our lawn. Randy, Raviv and Khaleesi were with me. Then I saw Randy with his camera. Alarm bells—the really loud and irritating ones—rang in my head! Nakow nakow baka picture-an nanaman ako!!! For one, bagong gising uli ako. Baka may panis na laway pa sa mukha ko. And more importantly, I was wearing the same faded and “hole-y” pambahay t-shirt I wore the first time Randy did this to me. Gravity!!! So I glared at him. He immediately asked me, “Akala mo ikaw pini-picture-an ko? Hindi! Si Khaleesi!” and he gave me this look that screamed, “Feeling ka ha!” And so against my better judgment I left him in peace. I should have known better! Because just a few days before Christmas, instead of giving me an LV or Balenciaga bag or Tiffany’s jewelry, this was what I got! Imagine my consternation and utter shock when I just saw the my photo was “trending” on Facebook!!! At kumusta naman ang caption?!?
So I fought back…alam n’yo naman tayo, feminist (hehe).
And the people who’ve seen my pain and suffering supported me. Look o:
Diva?!? And aside from simply “Like”-ing my threats at retaliation, they even suggested more plots to hatch the perfect vendetta against my husband.
And wouldn’t you know it, after a few days, he posted this on Facebook.
Aaaand, pakibasa nga ng caption, ang liit eh. Out loud dapat ha?
Ndi pa rin clear? 🙁 Ayan, i-focus natin:
Ehrmergerrrrd!!!! Beautiful pala. As in BEAUTIFUL: B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L! 😉
And for several weeks, I thought he’s a changed man. I thought his New Year’s resolution was to uphold his wife’s honor.
But just this week, he struck again! Guys, take a look at this photo I posted on my timeline:
Ang ganda ko ‘di ba? Apparently, he does not agree! Minsan na nga lang ako mag-selfie, binasag pa ang trip ko! Look at what he posted after someone said, “ganda!”:
Hay nakoooooooo!!! Hindi ko na alam ang gagawin! The other night we even had a serious argument—ampanget ko raw talaga dun sa pinost kong picture ko, kamukha ko raw ‘yung isang celebrity na napapangitan siya. Mas maganda pa raw ako sa mga pinagpopo-post niyang pictures ko (which I find deprecating). I swear we bickered over this (ambabaw, I know! Pero seryoso ‘yan) Napikon talaga ako, especially because I was starving and was only drinking shake last week remember? Muntik ko na ngang sabihan si Randy ng,
“I can buy you!!!”
Anyway, to let the matter rest, let’s have a poll:
Sino’ng tama, ako o si Randy? Which of the photos flatters me more?
Vote truthfully and wisely ha?!?
Tell me what you think!
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