Thursdate with “Sandra Aguinaldo”

Two Thursdays ago I met with my college posse.  During dinner we all had a good laugh when our friend Zaira Lopez related a story.

Thursdate with my DevCom friends

Thursdate with my DevCom friends

Zaira’s friend Philippine Daily Inquirer correspondent Maricar Cinco asked Zaira to drive her to Calamba City to interview relatives of a slain victim from the horrendous Atimonan shootout.  Upon their arrival they told the people they were members of the media.  Zaira said that the victims inspected her right away from head to foot and with awe told her: “Sandra Aguinaldo?  Ma’am Sandra Aguinaldo?!  Naku Ma’am Sandra pasok po pasok po kayo,” and then told other people “Uy si Sandra Aguinaldo andito!”

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Halloween Stories: The Child by the Bathroom Door and the Aswang by the Window

The Child by the Bathroom Door

Our helpers have been telling us that they sense “something” in our house.  One of them said she saw a woman walking past her when no one should have been around.  Upon hearing these stories, I shrugged them off and blamed an overactive imagination or too much coffee.  After all, neither my husband nor I have never experienced anything paranormal in our house.  Although I do believe in such things, I just don’t think we have these elements in our house.  I don’t believe a figure will appear out of nowhere in the middle of the night.

Until I heard my brother’s story.

Image lifted from colourbox.com

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The Ten Conyo-mandments: Tips How to be Xoxal

Image courtesy of markable.me

OK, I’ll admit it:  there was a time when I gravitated towards conyo-speak.  But that was a long time ago and it was short-lived .  I soon realized that speaking in that sing-song, pa-sweet, hindi-ibinubuka-ang-bibig manner is more jologs than sosyal; and is more airhead-ish than smart.  I found the error of my ways and started taking note of how Lea Salonga, Maria Ressa and Teresa Herera speak.

But if you want to like, you know, want to make salita like those mga sosyals, you can like make tingen (yes, tingEn and not tingIn) and then better make basa the contents of the pix below: [Read more...]

Review: When the Brain Train Folks Got Brain-Drained and Scatterbrained Playing Scattergories

Yeah I know, you also got brain drained because of the title.  But I promise you’ll like this post. :)

Our driver/utility staff Peter celebrated his 30th birthday last Monday (July 2).  The Brain Train gang was in attendance of course.  For the first time ever, our post-eating bonding was not the usual BRAIN TRAIN concert (aka, videoke, bey-beh!), much to the delight and serenity of our neighborhood (I’m sure!).  Instead, we played Scattergories!  See, Randy and I bought a Taboo Philippine Edition last week, and it came with a free travel edition of Scattergories.

Image courtesy of losethatgirl.com

If you’re not familiar with how to play Scattergories, here are the mechanics, as explained by Wikipedia:

The objective of the 2-to-6-player game is to score points by uniquely naming objects within a set of categories, given an initial letter, within a time limit.

  1. One player rolls a 20-sided letter die to determine the first letter used. The timer is set for up to three minutes.
  2. One player starts the timer. In the time allotted, each player must attempt to think of and write down, in the first column on the pad, a word or term that fits each of the 12 categories and starts with the rolled letter.  Any number of words in the answer is allowed, as long as the first word starts with the correct letter. For example, with a category of “vegetable” and a letter of “C”, words such as “cauliflower“, “carrot” and “collard greens” are acceptable, but “broccoli” is not (wrong initial letter), nor is “citrus” (wrong category).  [Read more...]

Helper Humor

Learn this lesson:  when giving commands or requests, be as specific as possible.  Better yet, write what you want them to buy.  If everything else fails, just laugh and be amused.  Here are some hilarious conversations I’ve had with our helpers recently.

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On the dinner table after my son’s  dedication/binyag, we were eating the leftovers from the caterer…

Hubby:  Please pass the tiramisu.

I passed the tiramisu to him

Alona:  Ay, tiramisu pala talaga ang pangalan ng cake na yan?

Me:  Oo bakit, ano’ng akala mo?

Alona:  Akala ko kaya ninyo tinatawag na tiramisu kasi tira-tira lang, hihihi…

(May point siya!)

Tiramisu nung hindi pa sila tira-tira

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